Maccas meets Sweeney Todd

McDonalds has developed the world into a state where everyone eats Mc, which causes high health problems (Obesity, diabetes, etc.) what is truly disgusting though is that Mc uses its own workers for meat-Once those who are no longer able to work the high stress and demanding jobs of Mc they are placed in exclusive retiree homes and are then killed, the flesh and fat of their bodies is then used for the meat in Mc’s “food” to be then be consumed by the public and other Mc workers-Thom



This is after his ’empire’ has fallen. Ronald feels conflicting emotions about what happened. This scene is demonstrating that no matter who is in charge, when one falls, another will take their place. The voices in a way are the voices of people who hate and love McDonalds.

(Ronald walks out on to the stage alone, then two voices start talking from behind the boards and slowly move towards him, increasing his insanity)

Hateful voice: What have you done? You’ve ruined yourself and the lives of everyone around you!

Good Voice: No, you gave them what they wanted, you helped them.

Hate: you enslaved them!

Good: you gave them freedom

Hate: you made them obese

Good: you gave them happiness

Hate: you’ve turned into something you’re not

Good: you had to make it this way

Hate: The world was good until you came along

Good: no one can make people happy like you can.

Hate: they hate you

Good: they love you

Hate: loath you

Good: adore you

(the voices moving closer and closer to Ronald while he crumples to the ground)

Ronald: (grabs hold of his head and yells) STOP IT!

Hamburgerler: Sir, is everything alright?

Ronald: can’t you hear them Hamburgerler? The voices? They never stop! They never go away!

Hamburgerler: it’s okay sir, don’t listen to the voices, they are wrong, I’ll go get your medicine and make them go away.

(Hamburgerler walks a little away, grabbing a gun)

(Meanwhile the two voices are continuing to talk in Ronald’s ear)

Hate: they never wanted you

Good: yes they did

Hate: you ruined them

Good: you made them better

(Hamburgerler walks up during this behind Ronald and shoots him in the back of the head – like the scene form Of Mice and Men when George kills Lenny – everything goes silent until Hamburgerler pulls out the phone and talks)

Hamburgerler: Colonel, it’s done, it’s your time now.

~ Molly


This is where the Revolutionaries have decided to take down Ronald. Ronald is in a panic, his McGuards are being over thrown as well as his ’empire’:

(Ronald in his office, looking at monitors on his desk, he is much panicked as his ‘empire’ is crumbling to the ground)

Ronald: (he throws his hands down on the monitor desk) what is going on down there?! Where is my security?!

McGuard 1: (McGuard 1 enters the room out of breath) Sir! We’ve got a break in!

Ronald: (Phone rings, Ronald answers) what’s going on down there?!

McGuard on phone: Sir! It’s the revolutionaries! We don’t know how they’ve done it……. we don’t… have….. gahhhh…….. (Cuts off)

McGuard 2: (Another McGuard enters the room, out of breath as well) Sir, we need to get you out of here! They are coming for you!

(Ronald leaves with the McGuards)

~ Molly


This scene shows the group of healthy fruits reuniting after running away form Ronald. They discover that it was Apple who sold them out and even after they were found out by Ronald, they still know they need to do something:

(After the 100 recipes the stage goes a little dark, potato walks out onto the stage.)

Potato: (crouching low, sneaking, whispers) Cucumber, where are you?

Cucumber: (Whispering) Potato, is that you?

Kiwi: (pretty much yells out really loud) Hey Brus I’m over here!

Potato and Cucumber: SHHHHHHH

(All three huddle together)

Potato: (grabs cucumber’s shoulders and shakes him) was it you that sold us out!?

Cucumber: No! What about him (points at Kiwi) the night you brought him was the night it all fell apart!

Kiwi: (throws his hands up in defence) it wasn’t me bru!

Cucumber: of course, what was I thinking? Does anyone know where apple got to?

Potato: oh, it must’ve been apple! He disappeared, must’ve tipped off Ronald!

Cucumber: of course! Potato, did you ever check to see if apple was and actual fruit and not the Steve jobs apple?

Potato: well, he did seem a little artificial…

Cucumber: and calculating… And wasn’t Apple bought out by Disney, who was bought out by McDonalds?

Potato: Aye

Cucumber: Damn! We’ve been had!

Kiwi: We still need to do something! What if, we hid in one of the empty office buildings that was directly across from McDonalds?

Cucumber: Allowing us to zip line down into the golden arched fortress

Potato: taking it down from the inside

Kiwi: yes, but how? We don’t have any rope.

Potato: don’t worry, I’ve got plenty

Cucumber: you and your rope.

~ Molly