just up with that we don’t have to use (needs a lot of editing)
(Nobody can do it like McDonalds can)
Ronald McDonald: Hello all. And welcome to the fifth annual McDonalds day. I’m happy to say that we now have the Tower Mac Burger in shops. But on a side note, We have a few issues. You complained about world hunger. You said you couldn’t afford our food. I solved this by letting anyone eat from the gherkin bin for free but we still have some Hamburgulars among us, not paying for their happy meals. I’m putting a stop to this. If any one of you are caught stealing a McBurger, or McNugget, fries, or any meal, you’re going straight to the deep fryer. You will drown in Big Mac sauce. I congratulate those who buy their meals, making us all a little happier. Keep it up, I’m Lovin’ it.
(Idea that the people are sorta brainwashed by propaganda)